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It's disappointing that the Moany Dick arrived defective, as we aim to provide thorough, hands-on reviews of every product we evaluate. While the poorly sealed silicone-ABS joint could be attributed to a factory defect, the issues with the thin material and weak motor are far more concerning. These flaws are not isolated incidents but rather fundamental design oversights that compromise not only the toy’s comfort but its safety and functionality as well. As a result, the Moany Dick falls short of meeting even basic standards for usability and reliability. Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this product, as it was unable to be fully tested due to these critical issues. Given these significant shortcomings, I must rate the Cliterature Moany Dick a 0/10

I wanna grind up on Nobu's Gyra all day longggggg. This kitty purrs to the beat of this vibrating grinding pad. This has quickly climbed its way into the top of my toy collection. Thanks Nobu for such a fun time, I honestly enjoy it so much!

Great idea for a toy, but it needs some design tweaks in order for me to recommend it.

I can't stress enough the quality of this product. Once you have one you will not go back to lesser grade toys. The website I bought this from offers secure payment and quick shipping. Every product I have from this company is very excellent quality. Their standards are high, and they keep them there with their quality control. My review was a bit impromptu. I do not live in a pet free home so please excuse the pet hair on the black pillows. I sincerely hope this review has helped some of you decide on trying the product. You won't be disappointed.I look forward to future adventures, and telling you the outcome of the various products I try. Best regards as I remain your humble toy servant, Rita Pennington

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I absolutely fell in love with the Lovetoy Strap On Harness Shorts!! It exceeded my wishes and expectations at every corner. Quality, function, versatility, comfort, and value all wrapped up in 1 box. Who would have thought??!!?? In my book, that's a 5-star rating.

Disclaimer: This review is based solely on my personal experience with the product. I’m not a sexologist or medical professional, so please do your own research before use. This is a sexual wellness device — it should be used with care, proper understanding, and in moderation. Always listen to your body and consult a doctor if you have any concerns. Use at your own discretion and risk. The Pump It Up Enlargement Kit is a penis pump by Arouz’d, an exclusive line of sex toys for men available at Spencer’s. This product isn’t just another pleasure tool — it’s a sexual wellness device with health benefits that go beyond stimulation. When most people think of penis toys, they think of strokers, masturbators, or cock rings — but a penis pump brings something totally different to the table. It's not just about pleasure; it's about supporting stronger erections, enhancing stamina, and exploring a new form of self-intimacy. If you're looking to grow your collection and try something more functional and performance-focused, a penis pump is a great addition. And if you prefer the old-school feel of a manual mechanical pump, this is a solid, easy-to-find option at your local Spencer’s.

Rotate my booty silly. I am a sucker for anal plugs, and this one is great!!!

This dildo checks all the boxes for me. I really can’t recommend it enough for how comfortable, lightweight, easy to use, and soft it is! If you’re looking for a first-time toy to use with a harness, to engage the suction cup for easy shower fun, or even to just try an internal toy that doesn’t vibrate, you really can’t go wrong with this one. Shaft’s J dildo is a slam dunk. Now, excuse me while I go check out the vibrating ones.

If you're interested in just starting out in the area off butt stuff or you're already experienced and just want to add a different kind of fun to the sexcapades... then this toy may be for you! The size seems beginner friendly, the material seems to allow for an easy glide, the batteries are easy to access and change out and the light feature is as easy to use as the plug itself. Unfortunately, it's not a toy for me as it's not a kink I'm interested in. I did, however, get a kick out of the light show aspect and would potentially pull this toy from the depths of the toy box for an occasion that may warrant a giggle or two lol. That being said, I'm still not happy with the fact that it showed up at all when such a thing was listed as a no-go item.

TL;DR: Simple, inconspicuous, portable, and quiet. This is the runner-up of the three different Mini Vibes from OEJ's Zodiac Collection that I tried. Still an overall strong recommendation. Check out my review on OEJ's Aquarius Mini Vibe because both toys are pretty comparable, so what I have to say about both is similar (but bonus points to the Leo in particular because that's my sign ❤️). While $46 USD might be a turn-off at first glace for some, the quality of the product seems like it will last long enough to justify its price point. My thought about competing niches still stands. Suffice it to say that I think both beginners and more advanced kinksters will probably find good use with this toy for a good amount of time. The Leo probably has the most versatility of the three toys that I reviewed only because you can set it flat and grind on top of it. And the irregular shapes of both the Aquarius and Cancer make it less appealing to use them like I could the Leo. ...But yeah, you should get your sign and definitely put it on your key ring, I want to see these randomly while I'm out and about hehe~ 😈

Sohimi’s Double Sided Strap-On is a product that proves the theory of “Getting what you paid for.” If you are looking for a product that will get the job done with a little bit of fun, or maybe you want this cheaper alternative while you save up money for a higher quality (and more expensive) product, I’d recommend this product. Otherwise, I would advise looking elsewhere. That’s not to say the Double Sided Strap-On isn’t fun, me and my boyfriend were able to utilize all parts of this toy in many ways, but that’s more of an affect of it being a manual tool with detachable parts and us being willing to put in a little bit of elbow grease to make it work for us. If you’re or the person you’re buying it for aren’t willing to do that, start saving up. If you are, buy it now with the major discount and you’ll get some bang for your buck!

Tantaly's Selena sex doll is a great option for beginners. If you've never tried out a sex doll before, then try out THIS ONE. You won't regret it. It's a low barrier to entry, thanks to its simple internal textures, easy maintenance, and portable size.

The Mia Malkova "Lvl Up" Fleshlight is awesome! If you're a fan of Mia this is a must! And even if you had no idea who she was, I would still recommended this. The unique tentacle texture alone is definitely worth trying for yourself.

If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

I can't believe that I had the coolest opportunity to design a dildo! A big thanks to Paladin Pleasure Sculptors and Nix of MonsterSmash for bringing my fantasy to reality. This dildo has so much unique and interesting texture, and it is not for beginners! The tentacles wrapping around the shaft have a lot texture to them and can be overstimulating for some. There's a slight curve of the shaft that gives excellent g-spot or p-spot stimulation, and the tentacle wrapping around mid-shaft really gives a nice full feeling. The toy is available in 3 sizes (small, medium, and large) so you can get a size that works best for you!