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Great idea for a toy, but it needs some design tweaks in order for me to recommend it.

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I can't stress enough the quality of this product. Once you have one you will not go back to lesser grade toys. The website I bought this from offers secure payment and quick shipping. Every product I have from this company is very excellent quality. Their standards are high, and they keep them there with their quality control. My review was a bit impromptu. I do not live in a pet free home so please excuse the pet hair on the black pillows. I sincerely hope this review has helped some of you decide on trying the product. You won't be disappointed.I look forward to future adventures, and telling you the outcome of the various products I try. Best regards as I remain your humble toy servant, Rita Pennington

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This dildo checks all the boxes for me. I really can’t recommend it enough for how comfortable, lightweight, easy to use, and soft it is! If you’re looking for a first-time toy to use with a harness, to engage the suction cup for easy shower fun, or even to just try an internal toy that doesn’t vibrate, you really can’t go wrong with this one. Shaft’s J dildo is a slam dunk. Now, excuse me while I go check out the vibrating ones.

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Tantaly's Selena sex doll is a great option for beginners. If you've never tried out a sex doll before, then try out THIS ONE. You won't regret it. It's a low barrier to entry, thanks to its simple internal textures, easy maintenance, and portable size.

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Sohimi’s Double Sided Strap-On is a product that proves the theory of “Getting what you paid for.” If you are looking for a product that will get the job done with a little bit of fun, or maybe you want this cheaper alternative while you save up money for a higher quality (and more expensive) product, I’d recommend this product. Otherwise, I would advise looking elsewhere. That’s not to say the Double Sided Strap-On isn’t fun, me and my boyfriend were able to utilize all parts of this toy in many ways, but that’s more of an affect of it being a manual tool with detachable parts and us being willing to put in a little bit of elbow grease to make it work for us. If you’re or the person you’re buying it for aren’t willing to do that, start saving up. If you are, buy it now with the major discount and you’ll get some bang for your buck!

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Disclaimer: This review is based solely on my personal experience with the product. I’m not a sexologist or medical professional, so please do your own research before use. This is a sexual wellness device — it should be used with care, proper understanding, and in moderation. Always listen to your body and consult a doctor if you have any concerns. Use at your own discretion and risk. The Pump It Up Enlargement Kit is a penis pump by Arouz’d, an exclusive line of sex toys for men available at Spencer’s. This product isn’t just another pleasure tool — it’s a sexual wellness device with health benefits that go beyond stimulation. When most people think of penis toys, they think of strokers, masturbators, or cock rings — but a penis pump brings something totally different to the table. It's not just about pleasure; it's about supporting stronger erections, enhancing stamina, and exploring a new form of self-intimacy. If you're looking to grow your collection and try something more functional and performance-focused, a penis pump is a great addition. And if you prefer the old-school feel of a manual mechanical pump, this is a solid, easy-to-find option at your local Spencer’s.

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The Mia Malkova "Lvl Up" Fleshlight is awesome! If you're a fan of Mia this is a must! And even if you had no idea who she was, I would still recommended this. The unique tentacle texture alone is definitely worth trying for yourself.

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The Utimi Restaining Thigh Straps and blindfold are incredible. They’re made of comfortable materials and have adjustable straps, ensuring the right fit every time. Ultimately, they’re a pretty simple design without extra bells and whistles. To put it on, loosen the thigh straps. Then, slip both thighs into their respective loops, allowing the connecting strap to lay across your lap. With the straps still loose, wrap the padded neck strap around the back of your neck and begin tightening the buckles. That’s it. It looks way more intimidating than it is. My partner and I had a lot of fun playing with this setup. The blindfold is soft, imitation silk that feels nice on your eyes. You have a range of position options to try, and despite being bound together, you can still move or be guided between them. Overall, this bondage device is dominating and comfortable.

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The PlusOne On-The-Go Travel Vibrator surprised me in all the best ways. While it is very small, it churns out varied vibrations with just a touch of a button. The exterior is a bit of a hit and miss, the tip is somehow very soft but the rest of the device feels a little tacky or plastic-like. The glide on the skin is a little "jerky" so lube is needed. The vibrator is also waterproof, battery operated and mostly directed towards external use (although some shallow internal use is possible). While I loved its portability and performance, the motor is slightly noisy—kicking out the possibility of being discreet in use, but it lives up to its name and is definitely an on-the-go travel bullet.

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If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

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So here’s the rundown: the Erena Extra is a collab toy between Tamatoys and Erena—some kind of VTuber chick who calls herself a “retired succubus.” And listen… if this thing is what retirement looks like, then she must’ve been sucking souls straight outta nutsacks during her prime. I don’t know much about her lore or her streams, but what I do know is this sleeve is slutty. Not “elegant courtesan” slutty—gremlin energy, gutter-dwelling, back-alley throat goat slutty. It’s fat, squishy, and unapologetically loose in a way that makes you feel like you just stuck your cock in a cursed relic from some demon shrine. And I mean that in the best possible way. The tunnel’s chaos incarnate. It’s got these weird shifts in tightness, sloppy ridges, suction pockets—it’s like the toy was built by someone possessed mid-design. You lube up, slide in, and it’s instant spiritual warfare on your dick. She doesn’t just take you—she consumes you, like she’s trying to drag your soul down into her post-retirement succubus void. She ain’t realistic. She ain’t refined. But if you want a toy that makes you feel like you’re about to be locked in a forbidden summoning circle mid-nut, this is it. For around 50 bucks, you’re getting unholy value and a one-way ticket to the horny afterlife. One session with Erena and you’ll be screaming her name like a tier 3 simp…and honestly? She deserves it.

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I can't believe that I had the coolest opportunity to design a dildo! A big thanks to Paladin Pleasure Sculptors and Nix of MonsterSmash for bringing my fantasy to reality. This dildo has so much unique and interesting texture, and it is not for beginners! The tentacles wrapping around the shaft have a lot texture to them and can be overstimulating for some. There's a slight curve of the shaft that gives excellent g-spot or p-spot stimulation, and the tentacle wrapping around mid-shaft really gives a nice full feeling. The toy is available in 3 sizes (small, medium, and large) so you can get a size that works best for you!

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The Trojan Finger Tip Vibrator is a lightweight, one button toy that’s made from soft silicone, so it feels good against the skin—but don’t expect it to blow your britches off. The material itself is hygienic (easy to clean) and body-safe, and the ribbed design offers a nice tactile sensation when you touch it. However, getting that smooth, glide-worthy play experience does require a bit more effort, so you’ll definitely want to use a generous amount of lube. Now, let’s talk about the finger loop. This is where things get a little tricky. The loop can be a bit fidgety, and if your fingers aren’t the perfect fit, the toy can wobble during use. For smaller hands (like mine), it’s a little more awkward to keep it in place, which can be a bit frustrating when you’re trying to stay in the moment. A more adjustable loop or better grip would’ve made this design a lot more user-friendly. The single-speed vibration is another area where this toy falls short. It’s definitely more of a gentle hum than the intense buzz that’s advertised. If you’re looking for something to really pack a punch, this won’t do the trick. It’s more about teasing and warming up, so it’s a great option for light, easy play (plus side its quiet). Another thing to keep in mind is the battery situation. While it’s convenient to pop in button cells, they can add up over time, which is something to think about if you plan on using this regularly.

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This is a great asset to your collection if you use strap ons often. It claims to prevent bruising, but I do not use strap ons enough to know if this is true. But judging by how soft and squishy it is, I imagine it helps a lot!

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this thing totally rules. The Mia Malkova Lvl Up is freakin’ sweet. It’s molded after Mia herself, who’s like… one of the hottest humans alive. Not even exaggerating. Just look at her. It’s science. The toy looks awesome right outta the box—super detailed, very realistic, and not in a creepy wax museum kind of way. Then once you start actually using it? Dang. Game over. Every inch you go in throws a new sensation at you like, “Hey, check this out too!” It’s tight, but not like, panic tight. Just enough to make your brain short-circuit a little in the best way. The deeper you go, the more the textures shift and stack—kinda like leveling up in a video game, except the boss fight is your own self-control. Spoiler: you probably lose. And honestly? That’s fine. This thing delivers. Gosh.

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A Throne for Your Fleshlight (and Your Fantasies) 😉 We never thought we’d get emotional about a foam pillow, but here we are. The Liberator Fleshlight On a Mission Pillow isn’t a toy in the classic sense – it doesn’t buzz, suck, or stroke. It just is. A glorified pillow? Sure. But it’s also the unsung hero of hands-free pleasure, the MVP for anyone who’s ever tried to hump a mattress seam or awkwardly wedge their Fleshlight between sofa cushions. This thing does what all those DIY tricks try to do – only better, sturdier, and with way more comfort. You get a secure Fleshlight mount, kinda thrust-friendly angles, and honestly? A solid excuse to tell yourself you’re “training stamina.” 😉 It doesn’t just enhance solo play; it opens up new dynamics for couples too (Doggy support? Oral booster? Unexpected FFM vibes? Check, check, and spicy check.) Sure, the setup's a little fiddly at first (tiny hands win here), and storage is a whole situation – this isn’t a “just slide under the bed” kinda pillow. But once it’s in place? You’ll be wondering how you ever lived without it. Thinking about upgrading your Fleshlight game or unlocking next-level thrust sessions? Read on for all the messy, surprising, and delightful details. Trust us – you’re gonna want to see how deep this pillow magic goes. 😏👇

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